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Artist: EVEN VAST
Album: Teach Me How To Bleed
Year: 2007

It happens quite often that bands or labels add a very promising and exciting biography to their promo package. According to the biography which is added to this release by a band named Even Vast, this album should include ´gloomy and inspired melodies with new modern electronic grooves that makes their sound absolutely fresh and amazing for all the fans of great dark gothic music. Now, I can really enjoy this kind of music, so I had high expectations on this.

And...? Well ladies and gentleman, false hope. The key lines sound inspirationless, while the guitarwork sound like a broken microwave. The sampling is average here and there, but most of the time it sounds flat and very cliché. If you think you´ve had it all, then beware, because there´s still the vocalist left. Although she has a beautiful voice as a matter of fact, her accent is terrible and irritates me already after three vocal lines. For example, on the opening track ´Infected´; when she speaks out the title of it in the chorus, it seems like she says “I’m farting”... in fact, I had to look at the tracklist to find out what she really tried to say. The fact that the best track on this record is a weak Joy Division cover should say enough.

Now, lets explain my final vote here. 10 points because, despite her accent, the vocalist has a beautiful voice. 20 points because the artwork is really beautiful, which is more or less the best part on this one. Maybe I should turn it into some kind of mini-poster, so this CD will not totally die an unknown death in my CD collection.

Vote: 30 / 100

Review by: Gerardo

 

 
01. Infected
02. Away
03. Limelight
04. Love Will Tear Us Apart (Joy Division cover)
05. Breakaway
06. I Do
07. About You
08. Misbecoming
09. For The Things I Care
10. Sleep
 

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